Eric has a theory about how two siblings can't both be decent humans at the same time, one is all of a sudden sweet and compliant while the other throws himself to the floor in a fit of temper.
But what happens when they both come apart at the seams simultaneously? Mommy locks herself in the bathroom and cries into her wine, that's what.
Come apart at the "seems", do they?
ReplyDeleteMommy either needed more wine, or had had enough wine.
Whew. When "siblings can't both be decent humans at the same time" jumped out at me, I thought it was going to be something embarrassing about me.
Oops. I guess I shouldn't drink and spell.
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