This reminds me of the time one of my kids came come caked in wet mud and I was all like "oh how adorable, you guys got in the mud!" But then the unreal stench of fecal matter hit me right between the eyes and I came to the stark realization that I would have to use a powerful sprayhose a vat of bleach and a painful wire brush on my own child. Turns out poop comes off with warm water and soap. Who knew?
This reminds me of the time one of my kids came come caked in wet mud and I was all like "oh how adorable, you guys got in the mud!"
ReplyDeleteBut then the unreal stench of fecal matter hit me right between the eyes and I came to the stark realization that I would have to use a powerful sprayhose a vat of bleach and a painful wire brush on my own child.
Turns out poop comes off with warm water and soap.
Who knew?
I'm a little scared to ask where your kid was playing that they got caked in poo. Only a little scared. Mostly though, just intrigued.
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