This reminds me of the time one of my kids came come caked in wet mud and I was all like "oh how adorable, you guys got in the mud!" But then the unreal stench of fecal matter hit me right between the eyes and I came to the stark realization that I would have to use a powerful sprayhose a vat of bleach and a painful wire brush on my own child.Turns out poop comes off with warm water and soap.Who knew?
I'm a little scared to ask where your kid was playing that they got caked in poo. Only a little scared. Mostly though, just intrigued.
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