I already brushed my teeth.
I'm allergic to jelly. If I eat it I'll die.
She made me spill my cereal.
All the toys are put away.
I promise I won't pee in your bathwater ever again.
Adults lie too, like when I first said I wanted to watch the documentary about the prurient exploits of Ron Jeremy, and then later, when you got bored of it, and I said I didn't mind if you turned it off.
This morning I was told the following by a 7-yr-old girl: "My mom said I could be rowdy."
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Adults lie too, like when I first said I wanted to watch the documentary about the prurient exploits of Ron Jeremy, and then later, when you got bored of it, and I said I didn't mind if you turned it off.
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