Where I come from, you just don't beat Polish girls with any old stick. It's important that it be a branch from the Pussy Willow. Also, if you whack a girl on the butt with one, she has to give you a kiss.
I. Um. And y'all think southerners are weird. Sheesh.
Wait did I read that wrong, you throw beer on them and hit them with sausages?
Here's where you put your two cents.