I have a bad cold. There's pain and sneezing and lots and lots of mucus. But don't you worry about me. I have a plan. I went out on my lunch break to pick up all the necessary supplies.
Here are the steps:
1. Drink massive amounts of hot Emergen-C and mint tea.
2. Take a boiling hot bath with my face slathered inch-thick in Noxema.
3. Eat incredibly spicy Thai soup for dinner.
4. My secret weapon: My live-in Tuina and acupuncture practitioner, Eric, gives me a massage and needle treatment.
I feel like I've been hit by a warm and squishy bus. I still have a swarm of angry bees up my nose, but I can't be bothered to care. Or type much.