Yesterday:
The check engine light came on in my car.
I found out I didn't get the job I have been hoping for.
My hairstylist interpreted my quip about not wanting "mom hair" to mean I wanted to look like Kristen Stewart in The Runaways.
I love thin mints, the Runaways, but hate yesterday.
I also hate the person that invented check engine lights. What the fuck are we supposed to do with that? Give me a light for "you're out of oil." Give me a light for "you have a flat tire." Give me a light for "you have a dis-embodied arm with a hook stuck to your car door". But "check engine"? I did. It's still there. Now what?
In other news my personal "check engine" light has been on for about 10 years now.
I hate yesterday, but I love your haircut. Please take this picture down.
ReplyDeleteI hate yesterday, but I love that Eric loves your haircut. I also love thin mints, but that's probably not relevant at the moment.
ReplyDeleteI love thin mints, the Runaways, but hate yesterday.
ReplyDeleteI also hate the person that invented check engine lights. What the fuck are we supposed to do with that? Give me a light for "you're out of oil." Give me a light for "you have a flat tire." Give me a light for "you have a dis-embodied arm with a hook stuck to your car door". But "check engine"? I did. It's still there. Now what?
In other news my personal "check engine" light has been on for about 10 years now.