Oh also, I have a toilet paper roll ornament on mine that my mother says is as good as wiping your ass on a tissue paper and hanging it on the tree. She's delightful.
Obscure Santa "ornament." I wonder what it looked like new...Even so the look on his face is spooky! He could use a pair of very tall black boots but then, look stranger yet. Like he worked at a strip joint! ~Angela (Parkos) Rice
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LOL.......that is pretty creepy!
ReplyDeleteGet him a flute and he looks like a bewildered Mr. Tumnus from the Chronicles of Narnia. Just put little hooves on the bottom of his legs!
ReplyDeleteOh also, I have a toilet paper roll ornament on mine that my mother says is as good as wiping your ass on a tissue paper and hanging it on the tree.
ReplyDeleteShe's delightful.
santa got some manorexia.
ReplyDeletePlus he looks completely startled.
ReplyDeleteLike you're a TMZ photographer and you caught him walking briskly out of a strip joint on Christmas Eve.
Obscure Santa "ornament." I wonder what it looked like new...Even so the look on his face is spooky! He could use a pair of very tall black boots but then, look stranger yet. Like he worked at a strip joint! ~Angela (Parkos) Rice
ReplyDeleteGod knows how old this ornament is, I know it hung on my Grandmother's tree.
ReplyDeleteI like to think of him as meth addict Santa.
He's the Lindsey Lohan of Santa Clauses.
God dang it's weird.
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