tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310513049880091070.post6522984531187176441..comments2023-05-02T07:17:47.265-05:00Comments on nevertheless: My REAL ResumeElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15293144084369159687noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8310513049880091070.post-15438987558159431542010-10-04T11:02:13.766-05:002010-10-04T11:02:13.766-05:00Dear Ms. Henderson,
We have reviewed your resume ...Dear Ms. Henderson,<br /><br />We have reviewed your resume and are pleased to extend an offer, sight-unseen, for the position of Blogger. Normally we (HR) are a group of idiots but even idiot could not help but recognize your unique talents and the bizarre jumble of past experiences providing fodder for your singular storytelling ability. Plus you are cut... oh wait. We're not supposed to say that. Shit. Please don't report us to ourselves, although if you did, we'd probably forget anyway because like we said, we are idiots, as evidenced by the number of us at different organizations who have not yet hired you, invaluable asset that you are.<br /><br />Sincerely, <br />Human ResourcesE.C. Haywardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16249456135129545029noreply@blogger.com